- Michael Kelso: Hey, guys! What are you talking about?
- Eric, Steven Hyde: [at the exact same time] Indy 500.
- Eric: Niiice!
- Michael Kelso: [looking at a book] So, that's what an adultress is. I always thought it was a tiny adult.
- [last lines]
- Fez: They have a lot of questions in the D.M.V. application. Let's see: SEX: Please! Lots! ADDRESS: If I must, but I prefer pants! STATE: Nervous, but excited! MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME: Streisand, but she won't acknowledge me.
- [Kitty has just announced to the family that she's pregnant]
- Kitty Forman: Oh, what a day. I'm so happy! I'm just gonna go and throw up.
- [she leaves the kitchen]
- Red Forman: I just don't understand how this could have happened.
- Eric: Hmmm. Maybe it's about time we had 'The Talk'. Y'see, when a boy loves a girl...
- Steven Hyde: Doesn't have to love her.
- Eric: That's true. Anyhoo, the boy's sexual organ...
- Red Forman: Hey! Shut it, dumbass.
- Eric: That kid's gonna love it here.