The Simpsons (TV Series)
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying Hellfish' (1996)
Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel
Quotes
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Grampa : Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-2. We had to say "dickety" 'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
[the children laugh]
Martin Prince : "Dickety"? Highly dubious!
Grampa : What're you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem!
[Martin looks mortified]
Grampa : Now, I'd like to digress from my prepared remarks to discuss how I invented the terlet.
Edna Krabappel : "Terlet"? Ha!
[the children laugh again]
Grampa : Stop your snickering! I spent three years on that terlet!
[everyone laughs, while Bart shamefully hides his head in his shirt]
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Grampa Muntz : No, I'm not Superman. I'm a judge. Why, just this morning, I sentenced my 46th man to death. Oh, no, 47th.
Nelson Muntz : Wow, 47. I love you, Grampa.
Grampa : Yeah, well, I may not have a fancy black bathrobe and a hammer like Snooty, but I do have slippers and an oatmeal spoon.
[taking the spoon out]
Grampa : Look.
Edna Krabappel : Bart, perhaps your grandfather would like to come up front now and give someone else a chance to interrupt.
Bart : Oh, please, no.
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Edna Krabappel : All right, seniors. We'd all love to share in your wisdom, experience, yadda, yadda, yadda. Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather.
Grampa Van Houten : Uh, how many of you have a house?
[the students shout their answers]
Grampa Van Houten : All right. Now, how many of you drove your house to school today?
[the kids raise their hands, then look around, confused]
Grampa Van Houten : Well, I did. No, I'm not Superman. I just own an RV. Me and the new wife travel the country searching for adventure. Last fall, we won a chili cook-off in Beaumont, Texas.
Grampa : You're living in a fool's paradise, Van Houten. If you fell down in the shower, that thing would be your tomb.
Bart : [embarrassed] Grampa, hush.
[opening his desk]
Bart : Here, why don't you spit some more?