The Simple Life (TV Series)
The Journey Begins (2004)
Paris Hilton: Self
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Quotes
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Paris Hilton : [the girls are checking out their trailer for the first time] Let's see the bathroom.
Nicole Richie : Oh, my God. I'm not showering. Where does the water come from? There's no mirror in here.
Paris Hilton : We need to buy a mirror.
[Looks at Nicole]
Paris Hilton : Wal-Mart.
Nicole Richie : Loves it.
Paris Hilton : Wal-Mart!
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Nicole Richie : [the girls have no money to pay at the toll booth] Can we give you... do you want gum?
Toll Booth Attendant : Oh, my.
Paris Hilton : What can we sell? My $100,000 watch.
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Nicole Richie : If you see a tanning salon, let's go there.
Paris Hilton : With what money?
Nicole Richie : Oh, yeah.
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Nicole Richie : [Beeping sounds] What is that?
Paris Hilton : [Reading dashboard] "Fuel level low."
Nicole Richie : When that light comes on, you've got, you have, like, five miles or something.
Paris Hilton : Are you serious?
Nicole Richie : Yeah.
[Paris accelerates]
Nicole Richie : Don't push on the gas.
Paris Hilton : Why?
Nicole Richie : Because we don't have any...
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J.O. Batten : [the girls are not dressed for work] Y'all got any long britches?
Paris Hilton : What's that?
Nicole Richie : What's britches?