- Marjory the Trash Heap: Huh, that is not trash, it's brand new!
- Gunge: But somebody threw it out!
- Marjory the Trash Heap: Do I know trash when I see it?
- Philo: Oh, you know everything, Marjory!
- Marjory the Trash Heap: Well, get rid of it. Leave it out with the garbage.
- Gunge: But this is the garbage!
- Marjory the Trash Heap: [sighs] Take it down to the dump.
- Philo: But we are the dump!
- Marjory the Trash Heap: Am I ghe Trash Heap or a gift shop?
- Red Fraggle: Hey, why don't we call it "The Tale of the Triumphant Princess"?
- Boober Fraggle: You call that triumphant? I call it paint stained!
- Wembley Fraggle: [accidentally wipes juice off the ruined blanket with Boober's speech paper] What a mess.
- Boober Fraggle: [scares Wembley] Wembley! My speech!
- Mokey Fraggle: Uh, Wembley? Wembley, what does it say on page 62?
- Wembley Fraggle: Uh, well, I think it says, uh, 'bliffenstimmers'.
- [all the Fraggles laugh out loud]
- Gobo Fraggle: [reading Uncle Matt's postcard] Dear nephew Gobo, sometimes it's impossible to get rid of something you don't want.
- Boober Fraggle: [off screen] Sometimes it's impossible to keep something you do want.