Marblehead Manor (TV Series)
Baby on Board (1988)
Paxton Whitehead: Albert Dudley
Quotes
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[Despite the efforts of Rick, Albert and Dwayne, the baby keeps crying]
Rick : Albert, I think I've found the problem.
Albert Dudley : You have? Then would you care to share it with us, hmmm?
Rick : His pants are all ishy.
Albert Dudley : Ishy? Ishy? And what, pray, is the definition of... oh.
[all three awkwardly withdraw their hands]
Dwayne Stockton : Well, I'm not gonna change him!
Rick : [puts on his gardening gloves] I'll do it.
Albert Dudley : No, no, no, I'll do it!
[speaks to the baby in a soothing manner]
Albert Dudley : Now, now, it's all right, Uncle Albert's here... there we go.
[removes the baby's diaper, and the baby pees on him]
Dwayne Stockton : Aww, it's a boy!
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Albert Dudley : Where did this baby come from?
Rick : Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much...
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Albert Dudley : We're in big trouble here, Rick has stolen a baby!
Dwayne Stockton : A-and?
Albert Dudley : And we've got a problem! Think of the scandal! Stonehill's stock will plummet, and we'll all be out of a job!