"The Simpsons" Lisa the Simpson (TV Episode 1998) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Kenny, Man at Jazz Hole, Rich Texan, Male Simpson Relatives

Homer Simpson : I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. This is your great uncle Chet. Go ahead, Chet, tell her what you do.

Great Uncle Chet : I run an unsuccessful shrimp company.

Homer Simpson : [nervously] Oh... but you *run* it, right?

Great Uncle Chet : [smugly] Oh, yeah.

Homer Simpson : Okay... uh, this is your second cousin, Stanley!

Cousin Stanley : Um, I shoot birds at the airport.

Homer Simpson : [More nervously] Everybody hates birds, right?

[Homer frantically looks for a successful relative and spots a dapper man smoking a cigar.]

Homer Simpson : You look pretty successful!

Simpson Relative 1 : Thanks! I play a millionaire at parties.

[sighs defeatedly]

Simpson Relative 1 : At least, I'd like to.

Bart Simpson : You probably should have researched this first, eh dad?

Homer Simpson : What about you?

Simpson Relative 2 : Well, sir, I step in front of cars and sue the drivers.

Simpson Relative 3 : I beg celebrities for money!

Simpson Relative 4 : I'm a prison snitch.

Simpson Relative 5 : Jug band manager.

Simpson Relative 6 : My legs hurt.
Lisa Simpson : [on TV] Hello, my name is Lisa Simpson.

[Marge gasps]

Lisa Simpson : I'm supposed to talk to you about proposition 305.

Homer Simpson : [bitter] Moochin' war widows!
Marge Simpson : Simpson gene? That's just foolishness!

Grampa Simpson : No... baldness too.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Grampa Simpson, Kenny, Man at Jazz Hole, Rich Texan, Male Simpson Relatives