George Lopez (TV Series)

George Gets Cross Over Freddie (2006)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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• George Lopez : [shows Freddie a picture]  That's my son, Max, my daughter Carmen, my wife Angie.

  Freddie : Is that a garden gnome with a cigarette in its mouth?

  George Lopez : No, that's my mother.

• Vic Palmero : [talking about the old days back in Cuba]  If an old man put his hand down your pants, he was looking for food.

  George Lopez : You kept food in your pants? Why didn't you use a paper bag?

  Vic Palmero : And leave my father without a briefcase? I don't think so.

• George Lopez : We're going to meet the predator at Ernie's apartment and beat the hell out of him.

  Benny : You want me to come along for backup?

  George Lopez : I would but at Ernie's apartment they don't allow pets.

• Benny : What the hell is going on? You woke me up!

  Angie Lopez : Max was in a chat room. You were supposed to be watching him.

  George Lopez : That's right, we pay you to look after our kids, not get drunk and pass out.

  Benny : Hey, I'm 1 for 2, Carmen's alright.

  [quietly to Max] 

  Benny : Is she still here?

  [Max shakes his head] 

  Benny : Well don't worry, the way she was dressed, she will get a ride home.