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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you request this specific room when you called the lodge?
Lillian Hencheck : No we asked for the one with the eviscerated squirrels, but this was all they had.
Albert Hencheck : What the hell kind of question is that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Our last one.
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Frank Dreyer : If you folks are unhappy about the room, in any way, you just let me know and I'll see about getting you an upgrade.
Albert Hencheck : [enters room and sees blood and body parts strewn about] I think we'll take that upgrade.
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Lillian Hencheck : All I'm saying is this never would have happened at the Marriot.
Albert Hencheck : Well, excuse me for not checking the axe murderer policy when I made the reservation.
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Lillian Hencheck : Last time we were here I saw a cockroach!
Albert Hencheck : It wasn't a cockroach.
Lillian Hencheck : [sarcastically] Oh, all of a sudden you're an expert?
Albert Hencheck : I'm an entomologist. 32 years. I think I know a cockroach when I see one.
