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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Did you request this specific room when you called the lodge?
Lillian Hencheck : No we asked for the one with the eviscerated squirrels, but this was all they had.
Albert Hencheck : What the hell kind of question is that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Our last one.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're not so sure it was an accident, Abs.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Not sure, meaning what?
Officer Ziva David : We think whoever set up the crime scene might be after Abby.
Abby Sciuto : [chuckles] Me? Who'd want to kill *me*? I mean, Tony I understand, but...
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Or, maybe it *was* just a lab accident. I mean, really, who would wanna kill Abby?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You know that's true. It's not like someone was after Tony.
Officer Ziva David : Now there is a suspect list I would not want to run down again.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Ya! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! I think the joke's over. We get it.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Take a look at the blood drips on the wall. It's a little Jackson Pollock, but notice anything?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : They're emanating from a central point.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Step off, McFlower-Power.
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Abby Sciuto : What self-respecting drug dealer cuts his cocaine with potassium cyanide?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Obviously, one who doesn't care about repeat business.
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Abby Sciuto : This is not my toothbrush.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Then I must have bought a second one and forgot about it.
Abby Sciuto : It's a ladybug tooth brush, McGee. It's for cute girls named Gina Marie that bake cookies and wear J Lo Glow, not for a quasi-manly Federal agent who carries a gun.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Do you want to use it or not?
Abby Sciuto : An anonymous toothbrush? I would rather remove my own tonsils with Typhoid Mary's straight razor.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Give it back, Tony. It was a gift.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : From who? Your wet nurse?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No. From me.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice calendar, Boss.
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Abby Sciuto : The Lunar Effect is a myth. There is no statistical correlation between phases of the moon and human behavior. That's why it would never work between us.
Officer Ziva David : Because the Lunar Effect is a myth?
Abby Sciuto : No, because I'm a scientist and he plays with voodoo dolls.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : But you play with voodoo dolls, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : I mean it metaphorically McGee.