- Matt Berry: Your dog, er... you've got a got a Golden Retriever, with a...
- Rich Fulcher: Silver bell around his neck.
- Matt Berry: That's right and one ear that goes up...
- Rich Fulcher: ...and the other one goes down and the paws go like this... He's so cute.
- Matt Berry: Yeah well it's dead, Iqbal has just ran over it on his way to get some scratch cards.
- Rich Fulcher: No... That's terrible.
- Matt Berry: Not according to him he won a tenner.
- Rich Fulcher: Oh my aching balls. My brother's flying in! Today!
- Matt Berry: Well, he's not staying here.
- Rich Fulcher: Oh, no, I wouldn't want him to.
- Matt Berry: Good. What's he like this brother of yours?
- Rich Fulcher: You know how you used to call me a prick?
- Matt Berry: I never stopped calling you a prick.
- Rich Fulcher: Well, this guy is King Pricko of Pricksburg, Cockachusetts.