- Doris Schneider: Anybody want anything from the supermarket?
- Lena Schneider: [voiceover] Me. My old life, please.
- Lena Schneider: Yagmur, tell me, what is it you're praying for?
- Yagmur Öztürk: That everything will return to the way it was and you will all move out.
- Lena Schneider: Send my regards up, I'll take the same.
- Cem Öztürk: There are some rules you should know, you know. This is my 'hood, my area, my street.
- Lena Schneider: You want to sell me real estate?
- Doris Schneider: You are so kitschy!
- Metin Öztürk: Yes, that's how I got you.
- Lena Schneider: You only got her because she is in her midlife crisis. Don't hold it against me, Metin, but if my mother were a man, you'd only be a Porsche.
- Metin Öztürk: [watching Lena through a window] You know, your daughter has something militant about her.
- Doris Schneider: Really? No, that's her friendly face.
- Nils Schneider: He's a crime scene analyst. He's told me that he only needs a pubic hair or something like that, and then he finds the criminal.
- Lena Schneider: So they'll never find you.
- Doris Schneider: [is supported by Lena and Nils in an exercise meant to leave fears behind] I am afraid that I won't be able to make Metin happy. Sexually, too.
- Lena Schneider: [her and Nils get up, disgusted, and go away]
- Doris Schneider: This exercise simply doesn't work with teenagers.
- Lena Schneider: [voiceover] Three weeks. Then you'll break up anyway.
- Yagmur Öztürk: [beckons to the waitress] Has pork been served on this plate? I guess so, since you offer pork dishes on the menu. I would like to have a fresh, wrapped plate. I'm muslim. That's a religion.
- Lena Schneider: [voiceover] Two weeks.
- Doris Schneider: Whatever she says, she doesn't mean it.
- Lena Schneider: Mom. Father. Siblings. To us! To the Schneider and the...
- Metin Öztürk: Öztürk. Metin.
- Lena Schneider: To the Schneider and the Öz... nöks. Cheers.
- Cem Öztürk: [his first sentence in the series] I hate China pubs, they put dogs in the food.
- Lena Schneider: [voiceover] A cliché. And it's alive.
- Lena Schneider: [Intro of every 1st season episode] That's me. Happy. Before my mom fell in love again. And my life was over. And now? Am I living in an extended family. And I really could have done without that.