The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

The Suite Smell of Excess (2006)

Dylan Sprouse: Zack Martin

Quotes 

• Mr. Moseby : Where are you boys going?

  Cody Martin : Well, I'm thinking about going to Harvard, and Zack's going to San Quentin.

  Zack Martin : On an athletic scholarship!

• Cody Martin : Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

  Zack Martin : Chihuahuas have freakishly large ears? 'Cause I mean compared to their little bodies, they're just like massive.

• [Zack and Cody make a hard landing in a parallel universe] 

  Cody Martin : [groans]  I banged my yead on something hard.

  Zack Martin : Yeah. *My* head.

• Zack Martin : But Bob's parents said he could go bungee jumping.

  Carey : And if Bob's parents let him jump off a bridge, would you want to, too?

  Zack Martin : If I was attached to a bungee cord.

  Carey : Not even if you were attached to my umbilical cord.

  Zack Martin : Okay, ew.