- Veronica Mars: Do you know how long I've wanted to go to Stanford?
- Wallace Fennel: Since middle school.
- Veronica Mars: Elementary, my dear Wallace. Do you know how long I've waited to say that?
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: If I get you an A, will you shiv him?
- [Points backwards at Beaver]
- Eli 'Weevil' Navarro: Hey! I got an idea. How 'bout you two geniuses go work out your aggression in some cloakroom then come back here and teach me algebra, huh?
- Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas: You plowed right through! I didn't understand what you were talking about.
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: No surprise there!
- Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas: What, are you saying you're smarter than me?
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: No, I wasn't. Here's what that would've sounded like: I'm smarter than you. Hear the difference?
- Cassidy "Beaver" Casablancas: You don't really believe that.
- Cindy 'Mac' Mackenzie: Then why'd I get it tattooed on my hip?