Quotes
Hosts: Abbott & Costello; guest stars: Lon Chaney, Jr., Jarmilla Novotna
The Colgate Comedy Hour
- Lou Costello - Host: [Startled as he opens mummy case] Oh, are you a mummy?
- Sexy harem girl: Heavens, no! I'm not even married!
- Uncle Charlie: Your brain is too tense.
- Lou Costello - Host: Too tense?
- Uncle Charlie: Yeah, two-tenths the size of a normal brain!