- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: [the parrot has dug up a small box. The Skipper picks it up and starts dusting it off] It's a jewel box all right. Jewel... crackers.
- Sam, the Parrot: Sam wants a cracker! Sam wants a cracker!
- Sam, the Parrot: Sam wants a cracker. Sam wants a cracker.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan, your parrot would like another cracker.
- Gilligan: I've already given him fifteen crackers.
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan?
- [Gilligan reluctantly gets out of his hammock, goes over and tosses another cracker in Sam's cage, then goes to get back in his hammock when the Skipper stops him]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Gilligan, as soon as you get back in your hammock, he's gonna want another cracker. Why don't you give him the whole box so we can *both* get some sleep.
- [Gilligan nods, then goes back and throws the rest of the crackers in the box into Sam's cage, then returns to his hammock]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: There. That oughta do it.
- Gilligan: Yeah. Couldn't imagine what he'd want now.
- [Puts his hat over his face]
- Sam, the Parrot: Sam wants a drink of water. Sam wants...
- [drowned by the laughter, both the Skipper and Gilligan are startled enough from this to fall out of their respective hammocks]
- Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby: Now listen! Don't any panic body, just because the comesters are ganging!