- Thurston Howell III: [the castaways discover Wiley has stolen their belongings and start to run after him] He even took my solid gold suspenders!
- [Howell's pants fall down]
- Ginger Grant: [regarding his poor childhood] What did you and your family do for entertainment?
- Norbert Wiley: We used to sit around and watch each other get skinny.
- Thurston Howell III: Now he wants 20 thousand dollars. I already gave him ten; if there's one thing I can't stand its a greedy kidnapper.