Gilligan's Island (TV Series)
Will the Real Mr. Howell Please Stand Up? (1966)
Alan Hale Jr.: Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby
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Quotes
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Mary Ann Summers : Where's Gilligan?
Ginger Grant : We forgot about Gilligan.
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Oh, the last time I saw Gilligan, he was collecting feathers for some ridiculous idea that he had.
Mary Ann Summers : Skipper, look.
[they see Gilligan on the roof of a hut with wings he made from feathers]
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Gilligan, come down here right now.
Gilligan : Skipper, I've been watching the birds fly. It's real easy.
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Gilligan, come down here right now.
Gilligan : Okay, here I come.
[he flaps his wings and floats in the air]
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Gilligan, you can't fly. It's impossible.
Gilligan : I can't?
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : No!
Gilligan : Oh. Mmm.
[stops flapping his wings and falls to the ground]
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : Gilligan! Gilligan, little buddy! Are you all right?
Gilligan : Why did you have to say that? Impossible? Why did you have to say that?
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Mrs. Lovey Howell : Oh, let him go, Thurston. What's the difference?
Jonas 'The Skipper' Grumby : That's right, Mr. Howell. What's the difference? He can't spend any more of your money even if he is rescued.
Thurston Howell III : Well, he can't, can he? He's wearing my pants and my wallets in the back pocket!