Home Improvement (TV Series)
A Battle of Wheels (1992)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Tim : Hey Wilson. What are you up to?
Wilson Wilson, Jr. : Just painting a self-portrait.
Tim : Yeah? Of who?
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[Jill is listening to opera music]
Tim Taylor : Jill, I can't work with this noise!
Jill Taylor : How can you call that noise?
Tim Taylor : That's not noise, that's a proctology exam!
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Al : But first, I would like to get something off my chest.
Tim : That tie?
Al : Ah, I'm just a little bit cheesed here. The other day I was in the supermarket and I... I was in the frozen food section. And they had lima beans, 3 for a dollar. And I took four. And the lady at the check-out counter said, "Hey, can't you count?"