Home Improvement (TV Series)
Adventures in Fine Dining (1991)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Tim Taylor : A live chicken? Brad, who the hell do you hang out with?
Brad Taylor : Mom...
Jill Taylor : What?
Brad Taylor : Dad's cussing.
Tim Taylor : I wasn't cussing.
Mark Taylor : He said a bad word.
Tim Taylor : It wasn't bad.
Randy Taylor : Yeah, he said "hell" and "damn".
Tim Taylor : I did *not* say "damn".
Randy Taylor : *Now* you did.
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Jill Taylor : I found this broccoli in Randy's dirty clothes.
Tim Taylor : Hmm. Either he's hiding it or not digesting properly.
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Tim Taylor : What are you making over there?
Wilson Wilson Jr. : Building a porcupine trap.
Tim Taylor : Really?
Wilson Wilson Jr. : Hmm.
Tim Taylor : I don't think there's a lot of porcupines in the Detroit area, are there?
Wilson Wilson Jr. : Ah ha, but if you build it, they will come.
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Mark Taylor : Dad, Brad and Randy are doing bad things.
Tim Taylor : Unless it involves human sacrifice, I don't wanna hear about it.
Mark Taylor : Okay, I'll let you know.