The Facts of Life (TV Series)

Adoption (1980)

John Lawlor: Steven Bradley

Quotes 

• Steven Bradley : [a box of erotic nighties were delivered in error]  Henri's of Hollywood at Eastland?

  Edna Garrett : Oh, Mr Bradley, you can read that label from across the room?

  Steven Bradley : I don't need to read the label. I've seen this stuff up close.

  Edna Garrett : [all the girls shoot him an 'oh, really?' look]  Oh?

  Steven Bradley : [visibly uncomfortable]  Don't change the subject.

• Steven Bradley : [referring to Blair helping Natalie]  This time you have gone too far!

  Steven Bradley : [spots Blair with an erotic nightie with lights on]  I take that back. You've gone far too far. What is this?

  Edna Garrett : That's not the school uniform.

  [to Blair] 

  Edna Garrett : How do you turn them on? No, don't tell me.

• Steven Bradley : Okay. Project Roots. Now I'm sure you all learned a lot about your family.

  Sue Ann Weaver : Oh, I did, Mr. Bradley. It made me appreciate the hardship my ancestors went through living in Kansas back in 1889.

  Blair Warner : Living in Kansas today is a hardship.

  Sue Ann Weaver : Everybody can't be in your shoes, Blair. Walking the streets of New York.