The Facts of Life (TV Series)

Adoption (1980)

Julie Piekarski: Sue Ann Weaver

Quotes 

• Blair Warner : [a box of erotic nighties were delivered to Blair]  This must be a mistake, this couln't be from my daddy's company!

  Sue Ann Weaver : [holding up a nightie by the label]  Oh yeah? Warner Fashions, Henri of Hollywood division.

  Molly Parker : Henri of Hollywood? Isn't he the king of 'Passion Fashion'?

  Cindy Webster : Yeah, I always read ads in those magazines I'm not allowed to read.

  Blair Warner : No, this is supposed to be from the Warner historical department.

  Nancy Olson : [holding up a nightie]  I could make history in this baby.

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Wow, I never saw a nightie that had... instructions!

• Steven Bradley : Okay. Project Roots. Now I'm sure you all learned a lot about your family.

  Sue Ann Weaver : Oh, I did, Mr. Bradley. It made me appreciate the hardship my ancestors went through living in Kansas back in 1889.

  Blair Warner : Living in Kansas today is a hardship.

  Sue Ann Weaver : Everybody can't be in your shoes, Blair. Walking the streets of New York.

• Sue Ann Weaver : [her rival wants to help Natalie locate her birth mother]  Oh, Blair, don't go butting in. You think you're such a big deal, but where would you be without your mother and her big-shot boyfriend?

  Blair Warner : Probably like you, dodging cow chips on Sunnybrook Farm.

• Natalie Green : I know I have a lot of families. But shouldn't I be looking for my real parents?

  Edna Garrett : Your mother and your father are your parents. They chose you to be their very own.

  Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey : Sure. They picked you! From a cast of thousands!

  Sue Ann Weaver : Yeah. And can the rest of us say, if we were up for grabs, that we would have been chosen?

  Blair Warner : I can only speak for myself. Yes.

  [met with all-round negative response] 

  Blair Warner : Well, you asked me a question.