Green Wing (TV Series)

Episode #2.2 (2006)

Oliver Chris: Boyce

Quotes 

• Boyce : Can I have it back, please? My potty putty?

  Dr. Alan Statham : Well, I daresay you can. You're a big, strong boy and I've no doubt that if I were to give it back to you, I'm sure you could hold it and therefore have it in your possession.

  Boyce : May I have my potty putty back, please?

  Dr. Alan Statham : Thank you.

  [hands back] 

  Dr. Alan Statham : There you go, take your p-p-potty putty and go and do some growing up somewhere else!

  Boyce : Oh, er, by the way, Professor McMay does want to come to your lecture... Professor McMay from pedantics.

  Dr. Alan Statham : I don't know any Professor McMay.

  Boyce : Oh, sorry, did I get it wrong again? Sorry. Professor McCan from paediatrics.

  Dr. Alan Statham : Will you desist? He's a very important man, and you're not to play with his name. No - when is he coming? The Professor.

  Boyce : The, er, 21st of Can.