- Ned Walters: It's ironic, isn't it? Poor old Randy has his least favorite character installed right next door to him.
- Randolph Sommers: Excuse me, one moment, I'm going to burn that house down.
- Ned Walters: Why don't your wait until we're in it.
- [first lines]
- [Jerry North sees Pam packing a lot iof luggage]
- Jerry North: [chuckling] Oh, Pam, I thought we were going away for the weekend, not for the summer.
- Pamela North: You told me to look my most attractive, for that I need clothes.
- Jerry North: Now, all I want you to do is to be charming to him and entertain his wife while I try to sign him up.
- Pamela North: I'll show her my card tricks.
- Jerry North: Well, I wouldn't call that entertainment.