"The Suite Life of Zack & Cody" Ask Zack (TV Episode 2006) - Cole Sprouse as Cody Martin

[explaining who's in charge of which department of the school newspaper]

Cody Martin : Wally's our weather guy, Barbara's our investigative reporter, Alexis is our copy girl, Vance is our photographer, and the lovely Janice and Jessica are doing Health and Beauty.

Janice : I'm doing health.

Jessica : I thought I was doing health.

Janice : You're doing beauty.

Jessica : Yes, but I'd rather be healthy than beautiful.

Janice : But I'm really healthy.

Jessica : But I'm really, really healthy.

Barbara Brownstein : And I'm, really, really glad you're not triplets.
Zack Martin : Cody, if you don't give me a job in the paper, I'll keep on making scary monster sounds when you're sleeping.

Cody Martin : You're Mr. Spooky Head?
Cody Martin : [to Zack] You really think your advice is going to work? "Take a chance. Ask him out for a milkshake."

[Zack and Cody walk over to Darlene]

Darlene : Hey, Zack. Just taking a chance here. Would you like to go for a milkshake?
Cody Martin : [to Zack] Oh, this is great. You exploit me and my paper, manipulate a girl, then abandon me, destroy my paper and still get the girl? Now what am I supposed to do?

Zack Martin : Dear Loser...

[Cody chases him]
Cody Martin : I've got great news! I just got appointed editor of the school paper.

Zack Martin : We have a school paper?

Cody Martin : Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the library.

Zack Martin : We have a library?

Cole Sprouse: Cody Martin