Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)
Sateda (2006)
David Hewlett: Dr. Rodney McKay
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Quotes
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Ronon Dex : Which one of you killed the Wraith?
Dr. Carson Beckett : [smiles proudly] That would be me.
Dr. Rodney McKay : My idea.
Teyla Emmagan : Ronon...
Dr. Carson Beckett : What?
[worried]
Dr. Carson Beckett : Don't tell me you're not happy that he's dead.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I had him in my sights, but Ronon said he'd kill me if I shot him.
Dr. Rodney McKay : It was all Beckett's idea.
Ronon Dex : [hugs Carson] Thanks, doc.
Dr. Rodney McKay : What, him you thank?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I could've killed him at any time, but Teyla wouldn't let me.
Ronon Dex : Thank you. All of you.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, don't mention it.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : It's nothing, really. I only killed eleven, twelve Wraith.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : McKay?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Over here.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : You know, we take for granted all of the simple things in life... like sitting.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I don't envy you. Must be a pain in the ass.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Hah. How long have you been thinking of that one?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Longer than I'd like to admit.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Where do you think you're going?
Dr. Carson Beckett : I'm going to help them.
Dr. Rodney McKay : What are you, crazy? You're a doctor!
Dr. Carson Beckett : What does that have to do with it?
[Rodney tries to take the gun]
Dr. Carson Beckett : What are you doing?
Dr. Rodney McKay : I'm going.
Dr. Carson Beckett : You can barely walk.
Dr. Rodney McKay : I can walk fine. I just can't sit.
Dr. Carson Beckett : And you're a terrible shot.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, what, and you're Rambo now?
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Dr. Carson Beckett : You have an arrow, Rodney, in your Gluteus Maximus.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [on lots of morphine] That sounds painful.
Dr. Rodney McKay : [to himself] Gluteus Maximus... gluteus maximus...
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh my god! That's my ass!
Dr. Carson Beckett : Aye.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [referring to calling Ronon "Caveman"] It's a nickname. Buddies have nicknames!
Dr. Carson Beckett : So now you're buddies?
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Ronon Dex : Which one of you killed the Wraith?
Dr. Carson Beckett : I did.
Dr. Rodney McKay : My idea!
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Something wrong?
Ronon Dex : I have a bad feeling.
Dr. Rodney McKay : I always feel like that. Like something horrible is about to happen.
Teyla Emmagan : How do you live?
Dr. Rodney McKay : I get used to it. Thing is, when someone else also has that feeling, mine gets worse.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [screaming after being shot in the butt with an arrow] That did not just happen!
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Dr. Rodney McKay : What is going on down there? You have at least twenty-five Wraith closing in on your position from ground level.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : It seems Ronon doesn't want to leave.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, too bad! You tell that ungrateful example of unevolved humanity that we came all this way to rescue him, so he'd better get off his...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : McKay says he's very hurt you won't come with us.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : That is the stupidest plan I have ever heard.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I don't know, killing a bunch of Wraith always seems like a good idea to me.
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Dr. Carson Beckett : There's more than one gun, we can both bloody go.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Yeah, well someone has to stay with the jumper...
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : [over the radio] That's it. We got 'em all. McKay?
Dr. Rodney McKay : [checks the HUD] Yeah, it's just you guys left. Well, that was quick.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Well, I got six. Teyla got...
Teyla Emmagan : Eight.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I got nine, Teyla got eight, Ronon got the rest.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : What the hell is going on down there?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Ronon thinks he can get the head Wraith responsible for all this to come down and fight him if we kill all these Wraith first.
Dr. Rodney McKay : That is the stupidest plan I have ever heard.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I don't know. Killing a bunch of Wraith always seems like a good idea to me.
Dr. Rodney McKay : They outnumber you 25 to 3.
Dr. Carson Beckett : It's actually 22 to 3... 21...
Teyla Emmagan : And Ronon appears to be quite angry.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, that evens it out.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : [to Major Lorne] Have you seen a guy? He looks kind of like you only he has funny hair. I think I lost him. And a pretty girl. And a caveman.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : How about I leave the bad jokes to you and the brilliant scientific ideas to me.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, my God, it hurts! I can't feel me leg!
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Pain or numbness?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Both!
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Dr. Rodney McKay : So many colors... all the pretty horses.
Dr. Elizabeth Weir : What's he talking about?
Dr. Carson Beckett : I gave him some morphine for the pain.
Airman : I need to know how many villagers. How far is the gate from the village?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Have you seen a guy around? He looks like you, but he's got messy hair. I think I lost him somewhere. And - and a pretty woman, and a caveman.
Dr. Carson Beckett : I may have given him a wee bit too much.
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Dr. Rodney McKay : Excuse me? Why am I lying here?
Dr. Carson Beckett : You have an arrow, Rodney, in your gluteus maximus.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh. Well, that sounds painful.
[sighs]
Dr. Rodney McKay : Gluteus maximus... Glootus... maa... ximus. Oh, my God. That's my ass, isn't it?
Dr. Carson Beckett : Aye.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : McKay?
Dr. Rodney McKay : [from the floor] I'm here. You know... you really don't appreciate the simple things in life. Like... sitting.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : I don't envy you. It must be a real pain in the ass.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Aw... how long did you work on that?
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Longer than I care to admit.
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : But these sensors only cover a small corner of the galaxy.
Dr. Rodney McKay : Unless they're calibrated to pick up a signal using subspace. How about I leave the bad jokes to you, and you leave the brilliant science stuff to me?
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Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : So there are seven runners?
Dr. Rodney McKay : We can't be certain. But I bet that's Ronon.
Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : How do you know?
Dr. Rodney McKay : Because that's Sateda, Ronon's home planet.