- Hal Hawthorne: Can we change the school mascot from a bobcat to a vampire?
- Sadie Hawthorne: Hal!
- Hal Hawthorne: What! It's not me who wants to know! It's Jimmy!
- Jane Hawthorne: Sadie, don't feel too bad. During you Dad's debate, he wore his one piece jumpsuit and did The Hustle.
- Walter Hawthorne: Sadie, don't feel too bad. During you Dad's debate, he wore his one piece jumpsuit and did The Hustle.
- Jane Hawthorne: A lie I had to live with until today
- Sadie Hawthorne: You know, Arden wasn't the only one who played dirty. You seem to have a few tricks yourself.
- Ben: Me!
- Sadie Hawthorne: Yeah, like getting me all flustered by asking me out in front of the school
- Ben: Really, because I don't remember saying that it was a trick?
- Ben: Hey, Red. Couldn't help overhearing what you said.
- Sadie Hawthorne: Really? Would that be because you were... lurking?
- Ben: I prefer the term "skulking".