Scrubs (TV Series)

My New Suit (2006)

Neil Flynn: Janitor

Quotes 

• Janitor : I had a brother once. Well, I shouldn't say once, he's still my brother. My parents adopted him when I was about 12. He was about 46. Actually older than my parents. His name was Cleat. And he talked like this.

  [with accent] 

  Janitor : Howsitgoin? Howsitgoin?

  [normally] 

  Janitor : Good kid. Did what they said. Make the bed, mop the floor, sweep the lawn, whatever had to be done. Everything was good till he was in his fifties, and then, wow, did he have a midlife crisis. Him and my dad fought constantly. And I mean, really, physically beating on each other. But I don't blame him for it though. I blame my mom for sleeping with him. That's just out of line.