Benson (TV Series)
Calamity Kraus (1983)
Rene Auberjonois: Clayton Runnymede Endicott III
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Quotes
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : Benson, Benson turn on the charm.
Benson DuBois : Forget it.
Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : Do you want the toaster company to remain in this state?
Benson DuBois : Is the president bowlegged?
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : I can not get over that bird knowing my name.
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Denise Florence Stevens : [Denise comes into the office carrying a cowgirl outfit for Kraus] Gentleman, we found a cowgirl outfit that would fit.
Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : Uh, that is a little gaudy, isn't it? Where did you get that thing?
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : A buddy of mine went to a Halloween party dressed as Tammy Wynette.
Benson DuBois : You must have a fascinating private life.
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Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Daddy, you know they're not gonna believe Miss Kraus is Judy Bob.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Oh, so you think it's a dumb plan, too, huh?
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : No, I'm talking about Lyndon.
Benson DuBois : I thought they were all named Fred.
Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : Benson, Lyndon is the parrot. Oh, my Lord! We don't have a parrot.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Glad to be of some help.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : She's right. We've got to get a parrot!
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : I know where we can get a parrot. There's a Romanian guy who lives downstairs from me. He's got a parrot.
Benson DuBois : I take it back. Your private life isn't fascinating. It's silly.
Denise Florence Stevens : [a yell from the adjacent bathroom] Yahoo!
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Congratulations, Miss Kraus. You're beginning to sound like a Texan.
Denise Florence Stevens : [Denise sticks her head out the bathroom door] That was me. I sat on a spur.
Benson DuBois : A common household accident.