Benson (TV Series)
Close Encounters on the Third Hole (1983)
Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois
Quotes
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Benson DuBois : [Looking upward] Gee, it does look like a giant fudgesicle.
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Hi, Benson, I'm all set?
Benson DuBois : Oh, good. Did you find your driver?
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Isn't he outside washing the limo?
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : What time is it?
Benson DuBois : [Benson starts pressing his watch. The watch begins playing Stars and Stripes Forever] 6:48
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Gee, that's a nifty watch. Does it play any Glenn Miller?
Benson DuBois : Governor, do you want to find your golf ball or do you want to dance?
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Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Hi, Benson. Daddy's upstairs trying to find his driver. He'll be down in a moment.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Well, he's looking in the wrong place. The driver's outside washing the limo.
Benson DuBois : Kraus, we use a driver to drive the ball.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : I thought you hit the ball.
Benson DuBois : We do. With the driver.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Okay, but he isn't gonna like it.
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Denise Florence Stevens : Intergalactic travel is a mathematical possibility but I don't think you can do it in a fudgesicle.
Benson DuBois : Especially if you fly too close to the sun.
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : [the Governor is looking for his golf ball in a wooded area] Probably gonna have to have a five iron to get out of here.
Benson DuBois : You couldn't get out of here with a machete.