- John Taylor: In case anyone's interested, I'm dying
- Benson DuBois: Fine, I'll set only four places for dinner.
- Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling: I saw this movie where a plane crashed in the mountains and what the people did was eat the other people and then wrote 'help' in the snow.
- Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus: Why don't we do that?
- Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling: I think I'd rather have a couple of potato chips.