Benson (TV Series)
The Royal Painting (1983)
Rene Auberjonois: Clayton Runnymede Endicott III
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Quotes
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Peter 'Pete' John Downey : Good news I got a marching band to meet the queen at the airport.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : A marching band. That's a terrific idea, Pete.
Peter 'Pete' John Downey : Well, it's not actually a marching band. It's the West River senior center glockenspiel and kazoo ensemble. But they're willing to march.
Benson DuBois : Those who can.
Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : A kazoo ensemble to meet the queen. Well congratulations, Peter. You bring new meaning to the phrase Ugly American.
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : [the Governor's staff is lining up for the Queen. Little John, dressed in his paint coveralls, has joined them] What? You're not supposed to be in this line.
Benson DuBois : Why not? He has less than ten items.
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Clayton Runnymede Endicott III : [the hornets are singing as they finish their work] I am not fond of this.
Benson DuBois : Fine, next time we'll get Guy Lombardo to paint the mansion.