George Lopez (TV Series)

It's a Cliffhanger, by George (2006)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• Angie Lopez : Remember last month when we rented Mr. and Mrs. Smith and you chased me up the stairs calling me Angelina?

  [George laughs cockily] 

  Angie Lopez : Well, Brad, I might be giving you what Jennifer wouldn't.

  George Lopez : A Cambodian kid?

  Angie Lopez : No! I might be pregnant.

  George Lopez : What? Oh, hell no. Hell no! You better hope Brad and Angelina want another little Mexican boy for their collection because I'm not raising another one!

• Max Lopez : But most of my friends have already gotten drunk. I wanna see what it feels like.

  George Lopez : Let me tell you a tragic story about someone who started drinking at your age. Grandma. The end.

• Angie Lopez : George, your mom's perfect man might not be in LA. He could be in a trailer in North Carolina or a trailer in Wyoming or a trailer in Alabama.

  George Lopez : I got it: "Operation Take Out the Trash."

• George Lopez : Mom, you haven't done anything wrong.

  Benny : Well...

  George Lopez : Oh, no, Mom, what did you do? Rob a place, shoot someone? I know, you flashed someone and they killed themselves.

• Ernie : [to George]  And the cashier said he saw the robber talking to a Mexican dude with his little girl right before he robbed the place.

  George Lopez : Dammit! Max needs a haircut!