Teacher's Pet (TV Series)
Muttamorphosis (2000)
Nathan Lane: Spot Helperman
Quotes
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Leonard Amadeus Helperman : [Reads collar] Spot Helperman? What have you done to my dog?
Spot Helperman : That's what I have been trying to tell you, Leonard. I am your dog!
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Spot Helperman : I'm a dog. I stay home and bite my buttocks.
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Scott Leadready II : I'm a boy, not a dog. A boy, not a dog. Don't blow it now, they wouldn't understand.
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Leonard Amadeus Helperman : You... you can talk!
Spot Helperman : Yes I can, Leonard.
[He licks Leonard's face]
Leonard Amadeus Helperman : How long?
Spot Helperman : The whole time.
Leonard Amadeus Helperman : And Pretty Boy? Mr. Jolly?
Spot Helperman : Mm-hm. All of us.
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Spot Helperman : I am going to school!
Mr. Jolly : Gasp! Out there? You can't!
Spot Helperman : Oh, can't I?
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Mr. Jolly : Oh dear, oh me, you're going against nature.
[Spot picks a flea out from his fur]
Spot Helperman : Nature invented the flea.
[He squishes the flea]
Spot Helperman : What care I for nature?
Pretty Boy : You're a real piece of work.