Neil Ross: Shipwreck, Polly

Quotes 

• Duke : Boys, boys, boys! Come here! I want to talk about food!

  Leatherhead : Yummy! When do we eat?

  Duke : We don't, we're all out of food! Unless one of you boys wants to go to town to by some hamburgers!

  Shipwreck : [narrates]  So first, he sent Leatherhead to pick up the grub. But on his way he met the big bad Cobra, who struck his weakest spot and made off in a flash with the cash!

• Shipwreck : [narrates]  Once upon a time, there was this little old shoemaker who lived in a combat boot. His name was Duke... uh, the Duke. And he had three sons: his fat, stupid, ugly Marine son Leatherhead; his fatter, stupider, uglier SEAL son Frog-Face; and his dashing, handsome, real intelligent sailor son Shipshape!

  Polly : This is for the birds...

• Shipwreck : Hey, what's a MacGuffin device?

  Beach Head : Top secret, swabby.

  Shipwreck : Heheh, so you don't know either, huh?