- Gohan: I'll get this one, Dad!
- [attacks the Nutcracker with the Nimbus Cloud]
- Gohan: You're not so tough!
- Nutcracker: Testicle attack number 49!
- [punches Gohan in the crotch]
- Gohan: Ow! My dragon balls!
- Gohan: Dad, who are those guys?
- Goku: Kung-Fu legends! That's the Little Drummer Boy, whose mystical drum conjures up demons most foul. That's the Nutcracker, who knows over 100 testicle-based attacks. And Composite Santa Claus, who looks like one half Santa, one half Frosty the Snowman.
- Gohan: What are Composite Santa's powers?
- Goku: I don't know, but he freaks me right the fuck out!
- Gohan: Dad, could you kick an angel's ass?
- Goku: You're damn right I could!
- [footsteps are heard]
- Gohan: Dad, is that Santa on the roof?
- Goku: Well, if not, I got a present for him...
- [shoots at the roof; Santa tumbles down the chimney]
- Gohan: Santa! Santa!
- Santa Claus: Oh, my motherfucking knee! Aw, fuck! Shit! Aw, fucking fuck it all to hell! That hurts like a motherfucker!
- Gohan: Dad, what's a fucker?
- [Goku laughs embarrassedly]
- Goku: So... uh... Santa, what happened?
- Santa Claus: Bandits, Goku! They stole my reindeer and all the presents... and my pants!
- [stands up, Goku swiftly covers Gohan's eyes]
- [Mrs. Claus explodes into a snowflake]
- Goku: The Tenka'ichi Budôkai is finally complete!
- Santa Claus: What the fuck are you talking about? Was that even English? What happened to my wife?
- [a reindeer eats the snowflake]
- Santa Claus: This is the last time I deliver presents to Japan...
- [Goku and Composite Santa Claus face each other, powering up...]
- Composite Santa Claus: Okay, I got nothing!
- Fred Flintstone: Hey, Barney boy, this is the life.
- Barney Rubble: You said it, Fred. An entire civilization not wearing underwear. You've gotta love it.
- Barney Rubble: Witnesses! The dishwasher...
- Octopus: My goodness cretaceous!
- Barney Rubble: The record player...
- Bird: He's off his rocker!
- Barney Rubble: The bidet!
- Turtle: Oh, man, the things I've witnessed!
- Lego Servant: Uh, your majesty? We're officially out of Legos. Lots of Duplo blocks, though.
- Lego Pharaoh: Duplo? I'll Duplo you in the nutbag! Get out!
- Barney Rubble: [Barney is burying Fred after accidentally killing him] Dammit, Fred. I just wanted some of your fucking cereal.
- Composite Santa Claus: [Goku launches a ki force attack] Oh! Temperatures over 32 degrees Fahrenheit! My only weakness!
- Composite Santa Claus: I've got five reasons for you to shut up!
- [pulls out a revolver and fires]
- Composite Santa Claus: One, two, three, four, five!