Bobby Budnick: Look, are you trying to beg your mom and daddy to send brownies so Thud Mackie doesn't tap dance on your windpipe?
Michael Stein: Yeah. So?
Bobby Budnick: Do your parents ever cheat on their taxes?
Michael Stein: No.
Bobby Budnick: Did they ever sneak in the back door of a movie theater?
Michael Stein: No.
Bobby Budnick: All right, then they're never gonna send you brownies. Look, they know the rules, and this movie - forget it.
Michael Stein: So what do you suggest I do?
Bobby Budnick: All right. Rule number one: Never lie to your parents.
Michael Stein: What?
Bobby Budnick: You lie to your GRANDparents.
Michael Stein: Oh, get real. My grandparents?
Bobby Budnick: You wanna get those brownies? Send this video to your grandparents.