- Truman Hope: [performing in a bad play] Attend the tale of lovers three, of sisters twain, and a rogue - that's me.
- Agnes Orbison: [praying] Father... I'm angry. I've been angry for a long time. Amen.
- Agnes Orbison: He's handsome, he's passionate, and let's not forget, he had a major role in a television series.
- Peggy Orbison: I think the next stuffed animal I get I'm gonna name him Ariel.
- Agnes Orbison: Honey, I'd like to see the day when you're naming real live human babies, not just plush ones.
- Peggy Orbison: Every time you try to create something beautiful in this world, the zombies want to destroy it.
- Tracy Orbison: Is this video appropriate for minors?
- Video Store Clerk: It's been banned in seven states.
- Tracy Orbison: [walking with Peggy, with houses and trees in background, 29:37] "... one heart in the right place can make a world of difference."
- Tracy Orbison: [impersonating Kendis' dad] Don't get me wrong, I'm as potent as picante sauce - it's my wife who had the troubled womb. She was as impregnable as Hitler's bunker.
- Truman Hope: I believe that everyone has a mission in life. Me, I was born a healer and a poet. You think I chose this? You crazy?