California Dreams (TV Series)

Romancing the Tube (1992)

Kelly Packard: Tiffani Smith

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Quotes 

• The Surf Guru : There's major wave breakage going on out there, so I'll make this quick.

  The crowd : [an assembly of long-legged beach girls and bare-chested surfer boys]  Cowabunga!

  The Surf Guru : You're welcome! We are gathered here to swap two surf souls in a sacred ceremony that predates even the early days of Frankie and Annette. Tiffani, Sylvester, do you guys solemnly swear to respect one another, from the first set in the morning, till the last set at night?

  Sylvester 'Sly Winkle' : [in unison]  We do!

  Tiffani Smith : [in unison]  We do!

  The Surf Guru : In wipe-out, and low tide, till the great tsunami pulls you apart?

  [they enthusiastically agree, to crowd approval] 

  The Surf Guru : Excellent! Okay, okay, now remember, these vows are not to be taken lightly. Once you've uttered this soul-swapping vows, it's totally uncool to scope other Betties and Tommies. Is this understood?

  Sylvester 'Sly Winkle' : [eager]  Definitely.

  Tiffani Smith : [hesitant, unsure]  Uhm, yeah, I guess so.

  The Surf Guru : Very well then. Sylvester, do you take this dudette to be your totally rad soulmate?

  Sylvester 'Sly Winkle' : [eager]  Cowabunga!

  The Surf Guru : And, Tiffani, do you take this dude to be your totally rad soulmate?

  Sylvester 'Sly Winkle' : Come on, Tiff, it's bad karma to keep the guru waiting!

  Tiffani Smith : [checking out the hunky beach boy that approached her earlier]  No, I can't do it! I have a confession to make! I just scoped a Tommy!