Happy Days (TV Series)

The Motorcycle (1975)

Henry Winkler: Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli

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Quotes 

• Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : [Marion just showed Fonzie his motorcycle's rear-view mirror, which was hidden under a dish towel]  Why that's my rea... MY BIKE!

  [Run's outside, then is heard screaming about 5 seconds later] 

• Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : [Standing next to a pile of mangled parts that was once his motorcycle]  I can't fix this! I may be a mechanic, but I'm not a miracle worker!

  Howard Cunningham : Fonzie? It's just a motorcycle!

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : [Calmly]  Just a motorcycle, huh Mr. C? Let me tell you a little story. When I was young, I was a complete nerd, okay? I tried everything to be cool. Nothing I tried worked, and then

  [walks over to a picture of his bike and takes it off the wall] 

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : it came along. It changed my whole life. It's the whole reason for me to live. Just a motorcycle, eh? And I suppose your mother was just a mother?

• Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : [Referring to Ralph's offer to sell his car to buy the new bike he's showing him]  Nah, you don't have to do that. I'll pay for the bike myself.

  Ralph Malph : [Excited]  What a pal! What a pal!

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : You're gonna work with me down at the garage until it's paid for, though.

  Ralph Malph : [Way less enthused]  What a pal. What a pal.

• Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : I gotta go now.

  Howard Cunningham : [pointing at the motorcycle]  Yeah. But wait a minute. You can't leave this in my living room.

  Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli : Now wait a minute. I don't think you understand. I have been sitting in that chair for six hours. When I say I gotta go, I Gotta go!