SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Pressure/The Smoking Peanut (2001)
Dee Bradley Baker: Joe, Fish #2, Policeman
Quotes
-
Police fish : [to Spongebob] Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [nervously] Y-Yes!
[his upper body drops into his pants]
Police fish : Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes...
Police fish : And are you familiar with this peanut?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [his pants rip open and his body parts fall out] Yes!
Police fish : One more question... Is it true that you were at the oyster's lair with a Mr. Patrick Star?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [cries] Yes, yes, it's true!, it's all true!, the merriment, the peanut, the Patrick!
Police fish : That's all we need to know son. Book him!
[puts handcuffs on Patrick]
Patrick : Wow you guys are good, I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all the time!, It's the perfect crime!