SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Pressure/The Smoking Peanut (2001)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
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Quotes
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[the guys watch Sandy as she stands before them, without her suit and her protective helmet]
Mr. Krabs : Neptune preserve her!
Squidward Tentacles : How long can she stay like that?
SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know!
[a brief pause]
Patrick : Sandy's a girl?
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[SpongeBob knocks on Squidward's door and calls to him]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!
Squidward Tentacles : SpongeBob, do you have to knock so loudly?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry, neighbor.
[Squidward massages his head]
Squidward Tentacles : Oh, that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can't even take my afternoon beauty nap!
[SpongeBob laughs nervously]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I, uh, was kinda... wondering, eh... L-let's say I know this guy who may have something to do with the oyster.
[Squidward's face lights up]
Squidward Tentacles : You mean you know the guy who did it?
[SpongeBob gulps]
Squidward Tentacles : Oh, this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Actually, I'm- I'm just talking hypothetically.
Squidward Tentacles : [sullenly] You mean you don't know who did it?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well... eh, I-eh... No!
[Squidward slams the door in SpongeBob's face]