SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Pressure/The Smoking Peanut (2001)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star

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Quotes 

• [the guys watch Sandy as she stands before them, without her suit and her protective helmet] 

  Mr. Krabs : Neptune preserve her!

  Squidward Tentacles : How long can she stay like that?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know!

  [a brief pause] 

  Patrick : Sandy's a girl?

• Patrick : Hey SpongeBob!

  [Spongebob screams in terror and his limbs and eyes pop off] 

  Patrick : This is it! All of the clues are coming together! I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it!

  [shows a closeup of Patrick's mouth as he licks what appears to be SpongeBob] 

  Patrick : [zooms out to reveal he's licking a Popsicle with Spongebob's skin pattern on it]  Boy fighting crime sure makes me hungry, and this yellow Popsicle hits the spot!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : OK, good luck with all that Patrick, and, um, I guess I'll see you later!

• Patrick : This grain of sand looks very suspicious. And so does this rock. And I have some questions for this little piece of grass.

• Patrick : [about the person who made the giant clam at the zoo cry]  When I find this person, I have a few choice words to say to him. Like "you" and "are" and "a jerk"!

• Patrick : Hey, we are not chicken!

  [Drops bucket of popcorn] 

  Patrick : My popcorn!

  [Pecks popcorn like a chicken] 

• Police fish : [to Spongebob]  Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [nervously]  Y-Yes!

  [his upper body drops into his pants] 

  Police fish : Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yes...

  Police fish : And are you familiar with this peanut?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [his pants rip open and his body parts fall out]  Yes!

  Police fish : One more question... Is it true that you were at the oyster's lair with a Mr. Patrick Star?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [cries]  Yes, yes, it's true!, it's all true!, the merriment, the peanut, the Patrick!

  Police fish : That's all we need to know son. Book him!

  [puts handcuffs on Patrick] 

  Patrick : Wow you guys are good, I'm the last person I would've expected, but I was looking for me all the time!, It's the perfect crime!

• Zoo Keeper : [SpongeBob and Patrick are about to be pelted with peanuts]  Wait! Here's the real criminal!

  [drags out Mr. Krabs] 

  Mr. Krabs : Uh, top of the morning?

  [his fake mustache falls off] 

  SpongeBob : Mr. Krabs!

  [the crowd gasps] 

  Patrick : I knew it!

  Zoo Keeper : Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster!

  [inadvertently takes off Krabs' clothes] 

  Zoo Keeper : Behold!

  [crowd groans in disgust] 

  Zoo Keeper : Wait a minute. Behold! The oyster's pearl!