Married... with Children (TV Series)

Have You Driven a Ford Lately (1987)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

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Quotes 

• Steve : It's not just a car, honey - it's a piece of history. A 289 with dual carbs and a pony interior.

  Marcy : [looking troubled]  Steve, where did you learn to talk like that?

  Steve : Come on, honey. After all, I was a guy before I met you.

• Bud Bundy : [from upstairs]  Kelly! Could you please bring me a tissue?

  Kelly Bundy : [yells:]  Get one yourself, you little zit!

  Bud Bundy : Never mind! I found a whole bunch of them in your bra!

  [shakes it about for all to see] 

  Kelly Bundy : [embarrassed in front of Marcy and Steve]  Excuse me.

  [runs upstairs after the little miscreant] 

  Steve : [to Marcy]  You're still on the pill, aren't you?

  [she nods]