Married... with Children (TV Series)

Nightmare on Al's Street (1987)

David Garrison: Steve Rhoades

Quotes 

• Steve Rhoades : Al, I'm horny. What are you gonna do about it?

• [there is a knock at the door] 

  Al Bundy : Who is it?

  Steve Rhoades : Steven Bartholomew Rhoades.

  Al Bundy : Bartholomew?

• Steve Rhoades : [after Marcy runs into the bathroom again]  All right, that's it! Look, I've asked more than a couple of women to go to bed with me in my time and while I admit some of their responses may have been somewhat... cruel, not very many jumped up and stuck their heads in the toilet. Now something strange is going on here and I demand to know what it is. Don't toy with me, Marcy. I'm horny and I've been to Buffalo.

  Marcy Rhoades : [comes out of the bathroom]  Well, okay, I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to get angry.

  Steve Rhoades : Fine.

  Marcy Rhoades : Well, it's like this...

  [Marcy tells Steve about her dream] 

  Steve Rhoades : AL?

• Steve Rhoades : I'm gonna have sex, Al.