Maude (TV Series)
Maude's Dilemma: Part 1 (1972)
Bill Macy: Walter Findlay
Quotes
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Maude Findlay : [Preparing to admit she's pregnant] Come into the kitchen, Walter.
Walter Findlay : What's the matter? Did you wreck the car again?
Maude Findlay : Did you hear that, everybody? DID YOU HEAR THAT? Not Maude are you sick or Maude are you unhappy or even Maude are you pregnant. No, Maude did you wreck the car again.
Walter Findlay : All right, you're right, darling. You're absolutely right and I'm sorry.
[Sitting down]
Walter Findlay : So tell me, sweetheart, are you sick?
Maude Findlay : No.
Walter Findlay : Are you unhappy?
Maude Findlay : No.
Walter Findlay : Are you pregnant?
Maude Findlay : [Deadpan] Yes.
[Kisses Walter on the head]
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Walter Findlay : [after finding out Maude's pregnant] Maude, we've seen enough movies together. This is the place in the movie where we say we're kidding. You were kidding, right?
Maude Findlay : [Shaking her head] We're not kidding, Walter. The rabbit died.
Walter Findlay : I know how he feels!
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Walter Findlay : Maude, did you wreck the car again?
Maude Findlay : Did you hear that, everybody? DID YOU HEAR THAT? Not "Maude, are you sick?" Or "Maude, are you unhappy?" Or even, "Maude, are you pregnant?" No, "Maude, did you wreck the car again?"
Walter Findlay : You're right, darling. You're absolutely right. I'm sorry. So tell me, are you sick?
Maude Findlay : No.
Walter Findlay : Are you unhappy?
Maude Findlay : No.
Walter Findlay : Are you pregnant?
Maude Findlay : Yes.