Barnard Hughes: Max Merlin

Quotes 

• Max Merlin : Zac, this is Max Merlin, not the Fonz. I have no intention of turning my home into hickey heaven.

• Mr. Merlin : Oh, I, I've made a terrible mistake.

  Alex : You're not even married yet and you wanna see a divorce lawyer.

• Mr. Merlin : [Zac is having a party]  Seven people? Looks like prom night in Sodom and Gomorrah.