Gilmore Girls (TV Series)
Driving Miss Gilmore (2006)
Matt Czuchry: Logan Huntzberger
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Quotes
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Rory Gilmore : I could kill him!
Logan Huntzberger : You'd have to get in a very long line.
Rory Gilmore : The man should be drawn and quartered.
Logan Huntzberger : There's no fast pass, either. You just got to wait.
Rory Gilmore : Quartering's too good for him. He should be eighthed, sixteenthed.
Logan Huntzberger : I don't know; you quarter a guy, he's in four pieces. That's tough to recover from.
Rory Gilmore : He should be stretched on a rack, iron maidened, strappadoed.
Logan Huntzberger : Oh, my god. What is strappadoed?
Rory Gilmore : When you suspend him in the air with a rope tied to his hands that are tied behind his back.
Logan Huntzberger : You're scaring me with your knowledge of torture.
Rory Gilmore : I did a paper on the attorney general. It comes with the territory.