Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 711 (2005)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Whose Line", an Indiana Jones scene]
[after accidentally hitting Colin in the eye]
Ryan Stiles : If you're gonna complain about everything, I'll crawl up the hole myself!
Colin Mochrie : Oh! Oh! Oh! Just think you're gonna get sex tonight!
Ryan Stiles : You know, my father was right about you.
Colin Mochrie : Oh!
Ryan Stiles : Yeah, he said that girl, that girl you're with...
[reading pre-written note]
Ryan Stiles : "Time to make a booty call." And I had no idea what that meant, so I didn't make a booty call.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about the fast food worker] This CD set weighs almost a quarter pound.
[Drew laughs]
Ryan Stiles : Hey Col, what do you think of when I say straw hats and banjos?
Colin Mochrie : Oh, Uncle Phil.
Ryan Stiles : Well I was thinking Dixieland music, actually.
Colin Mochrie : Oh, yeah!
Ryan Stiles : I don't know if your Uncle Phil was a Dixieland-?
Colin Mochrie : Oh, until the restraining order, sure.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"] Y'know, I think we've covered almost every type of music on this CD, and one that's close to my heart... is of course rap.
Ryan Stiles : Mm. I'm down with that.
Colin Mochrie : Oh, I'm down-er. And one of my favorite rap artists of all time, of course, is Ice-T.
[Ryan crosses his arms over his chest]
Colin Mochrie : That's right, he's chilly.
Ryan Stiles : That's because he lives in Long Island!
[fake laughs with Colin]