- Martha Howard: Don't you know that Salvador Vega is a Mexican-American?
- Prof. James K. Howard: Well, Salvador Vega doesn't sound like a Norwegian sardine canner.
- Dr. Luther Quince: Shall we join them for Martha's victory celebration?
- Prof. James K. Howard: It just may not be her victory celebration.
- Dr. Luther Quince: Then let's stay here. I refuse to celebrate Pete's victory.
- Prof. James K. Howard: He's my son, Luther.
- Dr. Luther Quince: Don't come to me with your troubles.