Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)

McKay and Mrs. Miller (2006)

Jason Momoa: Ronon Dex

Quotes 

• Dr. Rodney McKay : [to Jeannie]  What have you told them?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : We weren't talking about you.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, you weren't?

  Teyla Emmagan : No. We were discussing many things.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Now, when the issue of bedwetting happended to come up, she may have mentioned something about your childhood.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : That is not true.

  Ronon Dex : Relax. We all have embarrassing childhood stories.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Of course we do.

  Ronon Dex : There was one time the school bullies made me eat lunch with my underwear on my head.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : [slightly hopeful]  Oh...

  Ronon Dex : Oh, wait, that was you.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Oh, hardy har-har.

• Dr. Rodney McKay : [comes into the mess to find everyone for the third time]  Am I just not getting the team e-mails anymore?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Take it easy. We're just talking about Rod.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Yes, well, of course you are.

  Teyla Emmagan : Do you think he made it back to his universe?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, it's hard to say, really, but I doubt he'll be back, though.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : That's good, uh, we found him a little creepy.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : What?

  Ronon Dex : I can't stand people who are nice all the time. It makes me feel like they're trying to hide something.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Really?

  Teyla Emmagan : He kept trying to correct *me* on my Athosian history. It grew tiresome very quickly.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, he wasn't that bad.

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Let's be honest. Rod was annoying.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, I'll be honest with you. That's kind of nice to hear. Now...

  [pulls up a chair as the rest of the team smiles] 

  Dr. Rodney McKay : What else has been happening?

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Well, Teyla's got the hots for one of the new Marines.

  [Teyla kicks him in the leg] 

  Lt. Colonel John Sheppard : Ow!

  Teyla Emmagan : That is *not* true.

  Ronon Dex : You know it is.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Hardly new, either.

  [everyone smiles and laughs as the show fades out]